![]() ![]() Jean Ralphio is famous for being crazy and depending on his dad, Dr. 4 When Jean Ralphio was all of us trying to adult You want to really enjoy your weekend? Well, put in the work so you can afford that ritzy dinner or ball out at the club. He knows that even a little work goes a long way. 3 When Tom had the greatest advice around You’ll be living life the Leslie Knope way. So when you’re feeling down on a Monday in the office, make some plans with some friends or go buy yourself a nice lunch.īetter yet, make some plans with friends to get a nice lunch. Leslie has her priorities straight with this one - friends and good food should always come before your work. “We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles and work. 2 When Leslie Reminded Us What’s Really Important ![]() And we can’t forget just how catchy the, “treat yourself” theme song is. I think we all should have a day like this. Every year, Tom and Donna have a day where they treat themselves to whatever they desire. Personally, this is one of my favorite episodes. 1 When they reminded us to be nice to ourselves So if you love “Parks and Recreation” just like we do, or just need some funny quotes to get through your Monday morning, then check out this article. We love the hit show “Parks and Recreation.” It’s full of quirky characters who make us laugh, but also give us extremely inspirational life advice. Luckily, we have television and comedy to help get us through. They’re the devil that ruins the weekend, the evil that tortures you and they are just the WORST to get through. I’m Ron F***ing Swanson.If you’re anything like the rest of the Earth’s population, then you hate Mondays. And women are brought to him, maybe… when he desires them.” The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. “My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he’s allowed to decide is who to nuke. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.” “Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.” What I said was: ‘Give me all the bacon and eggs you have’. I worry what you just heard was: ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs’. “Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it.” (Photo: NBCUniversal Television Distribution) “One rage every three months is permitted. “It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.” “Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.” If you want to experience other ‘cultures,’ use an atlas or a ham radio.” “It’s pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it.” I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.” But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. “Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.” It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something.” “On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.” “Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.” (Photo: NBCUniversal Television Distribution) “Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.” “Strippers do nothing for me… but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.” “I’m not interested in caring about people.” Nick Offerman tour 2019: how to get tickets for the Ron Swanson actor’s UK shows Zero stars.” (Photo: NBCUniversal Television Distribution) “ Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. “Tom, put all my records into this rectangle. “Put some alcohol in your mouth to block with words from coming out.” I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.” My Mom’s name is Tamara… she goes by Tammy.” “Sting like a bee, but do not float like a butterfly. ![]() “There has never been a sadness that can’t been cured by breakfast food.” “Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. “I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures.” Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy.” “The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. ![]() Which is water that is lying about being milk.” “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Swanson doesn’t care if you agree with his musings, so in the words of the great man himself, “Keep your tears in your eyes where they belong.” ![]()
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